Stevi Writes: Archive

Court’s Daily Inspiration:

Good morning good ppl! It’s a gonna be a great wknd! Parties going on all wknd! Kids doing what they do best. BEGGING. “Can I have? I want!” Lawd, somebody give these kids some candy!!! Personally I’m going to get a door hanger that states, “Beware! Evil lady inside. Handing out apples and toothbrushes”

Lol makes someone laugh so hard that a lil tinkle comes out too.

Luv ya mean it!
Court

Oct 29, 2010

Court's Daily Inspiration:

Good morning good ppl! I pulled my hip flexer yesterday while humping the nearest blunt* object. I may need to sit back and recover with a lil trash talking on this fabulous Thursday!

I’m trashin all the ppl that change their screen names every 20mins. Who the hell is Soulja Ibetyouwonthitthisinthebackseatofyourcar Girl?!?! And why the hell would you bet someone to “hit this” in the back seat of their car?!?! :/ I’m confuffled (confused and baffled)

Oh the joys of #trashtalkthurs … It always brightens my day. So trash talk away and trash talk all day! Laugh at yourself today.

Luv ya mean it,
Court

Oct 28, 2010

Court's Daily Inspiration:

Today is a lovely Monday morning! A start of a new week. Let today set the tone for the week by making someone LTSF (laugh their stomach flat) Shoooot cuz I know I’m tryna lose a few inches lol! Have a blessed day and start the week off right!

Luv ya mean it!
Court

Oct 18, 2010

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Oct 16, 2010

“A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a
near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, ‘Is my time up?’
God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of the car?’
God replied,
“GIRRRL…I didn’t even recognize you!” —Bbm buddy

Oct 12, 2010

R&B singer, Mario was arrested for assaulting his heroin addict mother over the weekend

Oct 5, 2010

“I thoroughly enjoy Thursdays for one reason….it gives me an excuse to creatively talk about the dumb $H!T people do. AKA #Trashtalkthurs” —

Oct 2, 2010

Stevi Writes

October 2010

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